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The Art of Sleeping

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26th Aug 2007 - 0 comment
Have you ever lain awake at night wondering why you are so cold? Have you wondered why the duvet that was of adequate size and thickness last night has... 

Can You Figure This Out?

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6th Aug 2007 - 2 comments
You are on a long adventure. On your way to your destination you come to a fork in the road. Two men are standing there, one on one road the other on the... 

30 Things Absurd

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30th Jul 2007 - 3 comments
This is a list of 30 things that are completely made up, by me, the author. Most of it is rubbish and shouldn’t be read by anyone. If this list were... 

The 10 Best Bumper Stickers I Ever Saw

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27th Jul 2007 - 1 comment
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.My dog is smarter than your honor student.When I feel blue, I start breathing again.Dyslexics are teople... 

The Most Lame Excuses Ever!

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11th Jul 2007 - 1 comment
I’ve gathered a few REALLY lame excuses from the net. ENJOY! The dog ate my homework She/He did it Can I stay home, I feel sick I won’t... 

Cow Farts and Global Warming

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5th Jul 2007 - 42 comments
Experts say cows are responsible for the biggest portion of the world’s Global Warming. When cows eat grass, it sits in their stomachs and ferments.... 

Hollywood Gossip: Snow White and the Seven Year Itch

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3rd Jul 2007 - 0 comment
Snow White lives with seven short guys. There are seven days in the week. Does anybody actually believe this is Platonic? Come on, people.First of all,... 

You Might Not Be a Baby Boomer If…

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18th Jun 2007 - 0 comment
You can’t imagine a lava lamp hooked up to a clapper You don’t “get” that 60 is the new 40 You hear the phrase “One giant leap for mankind”... 

The End Times: Week of June 3rd, 2007

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13th Jun 2007 - 1 comment
You may have missed these headlines this week. You really shouldn’t have. Here’s a recap of twenty-one of the more off the wall stories for... 

The End Times: Week of May 20th, 2007

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28th May 2007 - 1 comment
Headlines“I guess eight isn’t enough.”Leading off this week, I ponder the idea of having multiple wives. I have a hard enough time keeping one... 

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