10 Funny Attitude Quotes for Women
Sharing some of the funny quote I came across… just for laughs
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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
You should learn from your parents mistakes – try using some birth control.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date.