10 Funny Attitude Quotes for Women

Published by in Humor
20th Oct 2011

Sharing some of the funny quote I came across… just for laughs :)

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

You should learn from your parents mistakes – try using some birth control.

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date.

  • Fiskis

    I enjoyed reading your article it was funny.

  • papaleng

    Indeed, funny quotes.

  • Adrn0919

    Wow, I didn’t know whether to be offended or to laugh. Nice share.

  • dwisuka

    funny

  • Eunice Tan

    I enjoy your posts of this topic

  • CHIPMUNK

    good one well mentioned

  • Aroosa Gloomy

    I like it.

  • juny423

    funny and nice links :P

  • Steven West

    Very witty quotes.