10 Funny Insulting Quotes

Published by in Humor
11th Oct 2011

Sharing some Funny insulting quotes I came across :D They always crack me up :P enjoy

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Your intelligence is my common sense.

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

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Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.




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  • Michal Dorcak

    Haha, great quotes :)

  • Rosettaartist1

    ha Ha

  • Aroosagloomy

    I like it.

  • binyumanyun

    Good one..

  • nurzaira