10 Funny Quotes

Published by in Humor
27th Sep 2011

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10 funny quotes for women

“Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches”

A good speaker makes a good liar

 

It’s not the size of the dog….it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

 

Go find a straw cause you suck. 

 

Click your heels and say : “I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE”.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

 

If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.

 

Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

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  • Eunice Tan

    Thank you for making us smile.

  • things

    i need a life i need a life nincie one

  • Adrn0919

    There is sometimes truth in jest. Good share.

  • Gerard Galvestini

    Nice quotes. Really enjoyed reading them.

  • thelyricwriter

    Funny stuff.

  • CA Johnson

    I loved all of these quotes. I hope you do another article like this. I cannot wait to read more funny quotes.

  • papaleng

    funny quotes indeed.

  • things

    nicely posted

  • rajshekhar70

    Very funny quotes