10 Funny Quotes for Women

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22nd Sep 2011

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10 hillarious Attitude quotes –

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off

For all of you who talk about me: THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

SMILE : )….it scares people.

 

Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.

 

Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone.

 

My mother told me not to talk to strangers….I never talk to myself anymore.

 

Yea….that was real manly how you shrieked and all.

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There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men – strong, caring, loving – of course they’d be wrong – but you could still use them.

 

LaLaLa….I’m not listening to you and I never will.

Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

Funny Attitude quotes –

  • wonder

    Very intelligent quips, witty ones.

  • FX777222999

    Some funny thoughts..for all, I think.

  • dwisuka

    funny :)

  • faizalhuda

    Very funny. I like it.