10 Hilarious Jokes You Must Read!!!

Published by in Humor
17th Aug 2011

1. Al Gore’s first draft for his inauguration speech:

“My fellow American…”

2. Nazi Knock Knock Joke:

Knock Knock…

Who’s there…

Gestapo…

Gestapo who…

We will ask the questions!!!

3. What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing. If you call him he won’t even be able to run to you.

4. Funny ways to answer the phone:

Hello, Thank you for calling Wal-Mart, the only store where price is high, and quality is low. How may I help you?

Hello, thank you for calling McDonalds, we really a…a…aaaaa (voice in the background)- “Someone call 911! This man on the phone is having a heart attack!!”

5. How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Depends, do they know where to screw it in?

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6. Why did the Nazi’s loose World War 2? Oh, I forgot. Blonde hair.

7. What do violas and the French Military have in common? They both need a lot more training.

8. So once upon a time, there was this Nazi…

9. A man’s final words before he was executed, “I really should’ve switched to Geico…”

10. A man goes to the doctor, and the doctor says “okay sir, I have some bad news and some worse news…The bad news is you have less than 24 hours to live…The worse news…I forgot to call you yesterday.” The man pulled out a gun and shot the doctor to his death. The man said “Alright…I’ve got some bad news and some worse news doc…The bad news is I have less than 24 hours to live…and the worse news…The next confession at my church is next week…”