10 Hillarious Truths of Life

Published by in Humor
12th Jan 2012

1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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  • okkhattak

    great

  • Uzoma

    Its not just hillarious but some basic truth.

  • Dragoonk

    its funny, i like it!

  • LadyElena

    Lol. Humourous read.

  • SharifaMcFarlane

    Lol

  • girishpuri

    nice share

  • mdrkarim7

    You have got humor!

  • ittech

    LOL very funny thanks for the chuckle :)