10 Horrible Pick-up Lines

Published by in Humor
9th Feb 2011

Author does believe it would be better if it is renamed NUT breakers by the male population.

               

1.

Y Chromosomes:  You look familiar, have we met before?

X Chromosomes:  Hmm, was that you fleeing from the cops for an attempted robbery?

2.

Y Chromosomes:  Can I borrow your pen?

X Chromosomes:  Sorry, I don’t know how to write.

3.

Y Chromosomes:  You know, I would like to know you better.

X Chromosomes:  Unfortunately, that only make one of us.

4.              

Y Chromosomes:  I would like to take you to somewhere special.

X Chromosomes:  I never believe you and special could be used in one sentence.

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5. 

Y Chromosomes:  Where have you been all my life?

X Chromosomes:  Trying to evade you.

6.

Y Chromosomes:  I know how to please a woman.

X Chromosomes:  Then could you PLEASE drop dead?

7.

Y Chromosomes:  Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

X Chromosomes:  How about me hitting you and you spotting an ambulance after?

8.

Y Chromosomes:  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

X Chromosomes:  I did not really fall, you just got demoted.  How is the weather down-under by the way?

9.              

Y Chromosomes:  I bet you are tired, you have been running on my mind last night.

X Chromosomes:  Was that your mind? I thought it was an unused broom closet.

10.           

Y Chromosomes:  The moment I laid eyes on you, I could barely breathe.

X Chromosomes:  Why don’t you contact some ACLS providers. They give great lectures on basic life support.  Failing  that they could always intubate you.

  • pguims

    funny share here…

  • nz2rdfox

    he he he..entertaining post here..thanks for sharing it with us:)

  • DaYong

    tehehe funny :)

  • Brewed Coffee

    LOL! Way to go :-)

  • Macherie

    Hahaha… Im glad I was able to entertain.

  • Ima Vee

    BANG… Nice one cher

  • papaleng

    this made my day.

  • Likha

    I think I will have to borrow some of these lines. Entertaining post.

  • giftarist

    Really chuckled at this. :D

  • rejarol

    :-) Funny post!

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  • FX777222999

    Like this topic macherie, fascinating

  • voodoobrb

    good article

  • d1dezire

    hahahaha Where do you get this funny pictures? I like that one. And hey you look Similiar, have we met? (One guy didn’t know the difference)

  • hammadkhan

    you such a good writer nice post