10 Hypnotic Sentences

Published by in Humor
26th Apr 2011

Everyone needs a nice description for their articles, so why not make them funny?

 

1 – As every word you read travels from this description to your brain, you start to understand just how much our article could benefit your life.

2 – You don’t realize it yet but, in a few short minutes you’ll realize that you can’t put off this vital click.

3 – After you read this short description you will feel like your problems are almost completely solved, all you will have to do is click.

4 – As you’re skimming through this, you’re beginning to think you have nothing to lose and everything to gain by trying out our article.

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5 – As you keep reading this description, you are feeling more and more compelled to see the benefits of my article.

6 – The more you keep reading our description, the more you feel it would be dumb to ignore it.

7 – The more you review our description the more you begin to find yourself getting very excited about our article and starting to feel the urge to click now.

8 – You don’t know it yet but, at the conclusion of this description, you will feel driven to click.

9 – The more you understand just how valuable our article could be to your life, the less you think about delaying this click.

10 – As you’re scanning over this description, you are beginning to imagine using my tips and all the benefits it brings.

  • CHIPMUNK

    great work friend

  • KristenGir

    how did you know :O

  • neopisiva

    Very cool!