10 Most Disgusting World Records.
- The most semen swallowed! Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles swallowed a total of 1.7 pints of semen in July 1991. This was later pumped out of her stomach.
- Longest armpit hair! Maoni Vi from cape town has armpit hair measuring 32 inches
- Longest Vagina hair! Maoni Vi from cape town has hair 28 inches long coming from her vagina
- Most cavernous crotch! Linda manning, from los Angeles inserted a fully lubricated American football/ rugby ball into her vagina. No preparation was needed!
- Carl Chadwick, from rugby in England squeezed a zit and shot yellow pus to a great distance of 7ft 1inch in July 1987
- Worst drink ever! The worst drink ever to be considered a beverage and safe is a thing called khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of recently attained bull semen which is still warm. It is thought to be a potent aphrodisiac.
- The most offensive cocktail ever that is safe and considered a drink! It consists of tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is left as it is and not mixed but served with a tampon- unused of course! It is known as a “cunt pump”
- Biggest distance for a jet of semen! Horst Schultz managed a whopping distance of 18ft 9 inches. He also holds the record for the greatest height (12ft 4 inches) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity (42.7mph)
- Longest poo! The longest turd even made was produced by an American who produced a huge amount of 12ft 2inches which was produced over 2 hours and 12 minutes. The man has been banned from using 124 of the washrooms in his state.
- Longest fart! Bernard Clemmens from London managed to hold a fart for the recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds