10 Most Disgusting World Records.

Published by Shynin Starr in Humor
February 17, 2008

You wouldn’t believe this.

The most semen swallowed! Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles swallowed a total of 1.7 pints of semen in July 1991. This was later pumped out of her stomach.
Longest armpit hair! Maoni Vi from cape town has armpit hair measuring 32 inches
Longest Vagina hair! Maoni Vi from cape town has hair 28 inches long coming from her vagina
Most cavernous crotch! Linda manning, from los Angeles inserted a fully lubricated American football/ rugby ball into her vagina. No preparation was needed!
Carl Chadwick, from rugby in England squeezed a zit and shot yellow pus to a great distance of 7ft 1inch in July 1987
Worst drink ever! The worst drink ever to be considered a beverage and safe is a thing called khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of recently attained bull semen which is still warm. It is thought to be a potent aphrodisiac.
The most offensive cocktail ever that is safe and considered a drink! It consists of tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is left as it is and not mixed but served with a tampon- unused of course! It is known as a “cunt pump”
Biggest distance for a jet of semen! Horst Schultz managed a whopping distance of 18ft 9 inches. He also holds the record for the greatest height (12ft 4 inches) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity (42.7mph)
Longest poo! The longest turd even made was produced by an American who produced a huge amount of 12ft 2inches which was produced over 2 hours and 12 minutes. The man has been banned from using 124 of the washrooms in his state.
Longest fart! Bernard Clemmens from London managed to hold a fart for the recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds

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di

Posted May 5, 2008 at 1:46 am

prove it lets see pics.
Tiff

Posted September 28, 2008 at 12:50 am

Haha, nice.
at

Posted September 28, 2008 at 10:38 am

bet its is…..
babes

Posted October 10, 2008 at 3:07 pm

u copied this of a website
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omg u violated trionds rules..
JezarDott

Posted November 1, 2008 at 10:17 am

prove this
tadaa!

Posted April 22, 2009 at 3:49 pm

ewww this is effen gross!
please;
don’t prove it with pictures
thats just wrongg!
Bloopy

Posted October 21, 2009 at 2:53 am

In 1995, Michelle Hines supposedly produced a turd which was 26 feet long: http://www.techcurse.com/2008/08/29/world-record-4-peristaltic-action/

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