This article is by know means a list of the best or funniest places to fart; it’s a list of the most raunchy places to fart. So if you’re curious which places will have the smelliest effect, keep on reading. If you’d like to avoid stinky situations, you should keep reading, but avoid attempting any of these.
In The Shower
If you’ve ever farted in the shower, you’ve smelt it. I have no idea what causes it, but there’s something about a shower that amplifies the smell of your flatulence. If you’re in the shower with someone else, avoid passing gas.
In A Tent
This makes sense, as you’re stuck in small “room” and probably have the door(s) and windows zipped closed. If you’re camping with others in your tent, this is a cruel (but effective) place to cut the cheese.
Under The Blankets
You’ve probably heard the words “Dutch Oven” and you’ve probably experienced it too. Just like with a tent, the fabric locks in the smell. If you’ve got a victim under the blankets with you, you know what to do!
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In The Car
Nothing beats the classic fart in a car, especially when that car isn’t your own! The best season for this is winter, as no one wants to roll the windows down in winter.
On A Plane
If you haven’t had the chance to fly on a plane, let me fill you in with an important fact: unlike cars, the windows don’t open. Planes are usually pretty packed, so you can usually get a lot of victims.
In A Public Washroom
Nothing beats farting while on a toilet in a public washroom. Sure, it probably already reeks in there, but the sound amplification caused by the toilet is hilarious.
In A Restaurant
No one wants to smell someone else’s innards, especially while eating. The fact that people are eating is enough to make it 10 times raunchier for them.
At The Theatre
It’s hard to pay attention to a movie when someone let’s one loose in the theatre. For best results, be sure to sit in the middle. It’s a bonus if it’s a loud fart, they make people aware that the smell is imminent.
At The Doctor’s/Dentist’s
They’re stuck there doing their job and have to stand in your fart until they finish or it goes away. It’s a cruel thing to do, but it’s worth some laughs.
In An Elevator
The classic elevator farts could not be left out. Nothing beats being stuck in a small place and having to wait until the doors open to leave.