10 of the Dumbest Warning Labels
These warning labels appear on everything from electronics to medications and are suppose to serve as an indicator as to how to use the product correctly. These warning labels are some of the most idiotic ones I have ever seen. Either people’s intelligence levels are plummeting or the manufacturers are clueless.
WARNING: Do Not Iron on Lottery Ticket
Come on what person in their right mind would even consider using an iron on a lottery ticket? If you ask me a person this challenged has only earned one ticket to the insane asylum. Ha, Ha, Ha!
WARNING: Not for Personal Hygiene
Looks like your bathroom isn’t the only squeaky clean place in the house! Can’t you determine what the purpose of this brush is for even without reading the warning? It’s pathetic that this is even on the warning label.
WARNING: Do Not Hold Wrong End of Chainsaw
Well there goes one hand! But, hey aren’t you glad you were born with 2? That other hand would come in handy in the event that a giant chainsaw chopped the other one off.
WARNING: Do Not Put Person in Washing Machine
Wow, this washing machine is truly special because you can do your laundry and take a bath at the same time. If you get bored you can always watch your cloths going around in a circle. How dumb are people?
WARNING: Do Not Eat iPod Shuffle
Now where did I put my iPod Shuffle? Oh, wait I think it was my lunch today so I know its safe and sound in my stomach. Seriously, I could not believe this warning label. A person who would eat an electronic device could not even be described in words.
WARNING: If You Cannot Understand Directions, Do Not Use
I have just one question. If you cannot read this label how will you be able to understand not to use this product?
WARNING: Do Not Use a Lit Match to Check Fuel Level
What retard would use a lit match to check the fuel level? If you are that much of an idiot in the first place how in the world did you obtain a driver’s license?
WARNING: No Bad Language While Talking on Mobile Phone
This is just hilarious. What kind of warning is this exactly? I’m not a fan of foul language but come one are they for real?
WARNING: Use Care when Operating a Car or Dangerous Machinery (medication for dogs)
I don’t know very many dogs that have the ability to drive but if I did maybe we could carpool to and from work to save on gas.
This is not a warning label but is still is an instructional label printed on clothing.
You be the judge of this.