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		<title>By: tilted</title>
		<link>http://purpleslinky.com/humor/10-of-the-dumbest-warning-labels/comment-page-1/#comment-19055</link>
		<dc:creator>tilted</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 07:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That lable blows me away and I had a dog that could drive.(me crazy)&lt;br /&gt;
         O ya and that chain saw 1 is needed I&#039;ve seen some very unwise people try 2 us 1</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That lable blows me away and I had a dog that could drive.(me crazy)<br />
         O ya and that chain saw 1 is needed I&#8217;ve seen some very unwise people try 2 us 1</p>
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		<title>By: thestickman</title>
		<link>http://purpleslinky.com/humor/10-of-the-dumbest-warning-labels/comment-page-1/#comment-19051</link>
		<dc:creator>thestickman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> I knew someone that thought it would be fun to ride in a commercial clothes dryer... and his friends were idiots also so they were laughing so hard at &#039;guy&#039; in the dryer spinning and apparently not opening door because he LIKED the ride, when in fact he was being pressed against the outer part of the rotating drum...&lt;br /&gt;
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 The heat from the dryer melted his polyester shirt to his chest... glued it pretty well onto his body hair... most of which had to be &#039;waxed off&#039; then the shirt was stripped from his body.&lt;br /&gt;
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 &quot;Ironing lottery tickets&quot; is a fairly common problem; they are heat sensitive and often, if left on shirt pocket and laundered, people attempt to make them whole and flat again by ironing, which causes the inks to &#039;blot&#039;, voiding the ticket. The same thing exists in automobile registration stickers on our car; if you attempted to use a hairdryer or propane torch to gently heat the ticket and cause the registration sticker to &#039;slide off&#039; to transfer to another vehicle, the word &quot;VOID&quot; emblassens itself across the ticket... it prevents un-registered cars from receiving stolen/illegally transferred stamp/stickers... &lt;br /&gt;
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Other comments on the other items listed, but enough from me! ;-)  Kewl article! &lt;br /&gt;
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-thestickman</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew someone that thought it would be fun to ride in a commercial clothes dryer&#8230; and his friends were idiots also so they were laughing so hard at &#8216;guy&#8217; in the dryer spinning and apparently not opening door because he LIKED the ride, when in fact he was being pressed against the outer part of the rotating drum&#8230;</p>
<p> The heat from the dryer melted his polyester shirt to his chest&#8230; glued it pretty well onto his body hair&#8230; most of which had to be &#8216;waxed off&#8217; then the shirt was stripped from his body.</p>
<p> &#8220;Ironing lottery tickets&#8221; is a fairly common problem; they are heat sensitive and often, if left on shirt pocket and laundered, people attempt to make them whole and flat again by ironing, which causes the inks to &#8216;blot&#8217;, voiding the ticket. The same thing exists in automobile registration stickers on our car; if you attempted to use a hairdryer or propane torch to gently heat the ticket and cause the registration sticker to &#8217;slide off&#8217; to transfer to another vehicle, the word &#8220;VOID&#8221; emblassens itself across the ticket&#8230; it prevents un-registered cars from receiving stolen/illegally transferred stamp/stickers&#8230; </p>
<p>Other comments on the other items listed, but enough from me! <img src='http://purpleslinky.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />   Kewl article! </p>
<p>-thestickman</p>
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		<title>By: RJ Chamberlain</title>
		<link>http://purpleslinky.com/humor/10-of-the-dumbest-warning-labels/comment-page-1/#comment-19047</link>
		<dc:creator>RJ Chamberlain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why the hell would you try to eat an iPod shuffle? Crazy. Awesome article.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why the hell would you try to eat an iPod shuffle? Crazy. Awesome article.</p>
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		<title>By: Alecto</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alecto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The thing is that somebody had to do all that and that&#039;s why they had to put the warning labels on there. Protect themselves from idiot lawsuits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The thing is that somebody had to do all that and that&#8217;s why they had to put the warning labels on there. Protect themselves from idiot lawsuits.</p>
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		<title>By: eddiego65</title>
		<link>http://purpleslinky.com/humor/10-of-the-dumbest-warning-labels/comment-page-1/#comment-19043</link>
		<dc:creator>eddiego65</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 14:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Truly dumb labels. But admit it or not, some people can be really dumb as well. A fun read! Thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Truly dumb labels. But admit it or not, some people can be really dumb as well. A fun read! Thanks.</p>
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