10 Signs You’ve Read Too Many Comics

Published by Andrew Risch in Humor
August 31, 2008

How do you rate?

You saw the Dark Knight twice. In costume.
You refer to your car as, “The Batmobile.”
In school you did a report on “Watchmen.”
If a book has “X” in the title you buy two.
You’ve trained for the Justice League.
You’ve changed clothes in a phone booth.
You have been exposed to radiation and expect to get super powers, instead of a slow painful death.
You love the smell of Mylar in the morning.
You wear eyeglasses to conceal your secret identity.
You actually get any of these jokes.

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Patti

Posted September 4, 2008 at 7:08 pm

I think you and Jorden have probably done a number of these things and are the only 2 that will get all of these….lol
Cyberkinetix

Posted March 21, 2009 at 9:43 pm

roflmao *scratches head in embarrassment* yes to way too many of those things – i saw the dark knight like 8 times and instead of me wearing the costume i’ve been trying unsuccessfully for the past few years to get my boyfriend to wear it XD lol lol~
I don’t know if anyone’s a family guy fan, but there’s this great bit where the mayor rolls around in toxic waste to try and get superpowers and the doctor’s like: “no, you have lymphoma.”
thanks for the article – it’s always good to know there are people out there just as warped as you ^_^