Nightmares are scary. They can wake you up in the middle of the night. Here are ten nightmares that are bound to make you shiver with laughter:

1. The Night of the Republican Funeral. Walk into the graveyard of elephants. Suddenly, an elephant grabs you with his trunk and squeezes your conservative values right out of you.
2. No we can’t. Haunted by Obama signs surrounding your house you scream as you realize that change does not come easily. The ghost of budget deficits swallows up your dreams.
3. The son of Cheney. A son born of an evil curse gains great power and attacks his enemies with a cruel and cunning arsenal of mass destruction.
4. Super Fatman. Superman explodes in an orgy of doughnuts, apple pies, and cheesecakes. Not even Lois Lane can stop Superman from expanding to great lengths. Beware of Super Fatman’s deadly gas.
5. Hysterical Housewives. Unfaithful husbands are faced with the specter of incriminations, screams, and violence. There can be no escape from the wrath of angry women.
6. Flu Bugs. Giant bugs attack the good citizens of Peaceful Town. Is it too late to evacuate?
7. Gun Control Granny. Never mess with Gun Control Granny. She’s cleaning up your town and taking away your guns. She’s replacing the guns with roses, lilacs, and daffodils.
8. Global Meltdown. It’s 140 degrees in the shade. “We’re melting, melting.” The Wizard of Oz can’t save you from this horrible fate. The nightmare ends with a rainfall of shattered ice cubes.
9. Barney the Dinosaur Multiplies by the Millions. Barney the Dinosaur goes through an endless cloning process. Now you can be loved a million times. Do you feel a sense of suffocation coming on?
10. Flying Waffles of Death. Razor sharp waffles are attacking you as well as heavy metal pancakes. Will you survive breakfast? Watch out for the acid laced orange juice.