10 Things Guys Hate to Hear in Bed

Published by in Humor
31st Jan 2008

First, let me assure you that I’m not going to bring this list down to the lowest common denominator with a bunch of mindless, idiotic, sexual references. If you want that kind of list, perhaps you should be reading such tripe somewhere else. So, without further adieu, a sensible list of 10 things guys hate to hear in bed:

  1. I’m telling you, I heard a noise downstairs.
  2. If you loved me, you’d get me a yogurt.
  3. If I die tomorrow, how many hours would it be before you started dating?
  4. If you die tomorrow, would it be okay if I had the cable guy over for dinner?
  5. Please tell me we still have collision coverage.
  6. When I say I’m eight days late, I don’t mean on credit card payments.
  7. How many days can I drive with the oil light on?
  8. Billy needs new “everything.”
  9. How would you feel about working a third job?
  10. Move your head, I can’t see Lettermen.

Okay, I couldn’t resist. So, shoot me.

  • wayn007

    That”ll make for sleepless nights!

  • miriam ramirez

    funny stuff….

  • dom

    terrifying, beyond belief!!

  • Liane Schmidt

    Cute, fun article.

    Best wishes.


    -Liane Schmidt.

  • jimmy

    i think i”ll read for a while….
    your apnea seems to be getting worse…
    joe called, he had an extra ticket for the game. I told him that you probably wouldn”t want to go so I think Bill is going, we can have a nice family dinner…
    i bought a new bird-feeder today,I think that the finches don”t like that big wooden one and it”s too easy for the squirrels to climb up and…..