First, let me assure you that I’m not going to bring this list down to the lowest common denominator with a bunch of mindless, idiotic, sexual references. If you want that kind of list, perhaps you should be reading such tripe somewhere else. So, without further adieu, a sensible list of 10 things guys hate to hear in bed:
- I’m telling you, I heard a noise downstairs.
- If you loved me, you’d get me a yogurt.
- If I die tomorrow, how many hours would it be before you started dating?
- If you die tomorrow, would it be okay if I had the cable guy over for dinner?
- Please tell me we still have collision coverage.
- When I say I’m eight days late, I don’t mean on credit card payments.
- How many days can I drive with the oil light on?
- Billy needs new “everything.”
- How would you feel about working a third job?
- Move your head, I can’t see Lettermen.
Okay, I couldn’t resist. So, shoot me.