10 Ways to Piss People Off

1:Chinese cut in lines

2:end every sentence with “in accordance with the prophecy”

3:investigate how long you can make a croaking noise

4:crumble paper when people are talking

5:announce  the time every 5 minutes

6:read over there shoulder while breathing heavily

7:let every one know you’ve seen this movie before and tell them whats going to happen 30 seconds before it does

8:scream really load during lectures then look around like you don’t know who did it/point to person next to you

9:when in the drive thru make sure your order is “to go”

10:chew up paper and throw it on the ceiling

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