How did the tea party go? 4 is probably the maximum number of people you can fit in a shed at a time isn’t it? I once invited my uncle, his accountant, Eddy Grant and former Olympic 400m Hurdles Silver medalist Roger Black to my shed for a shindig. It got a bit to crowded though and Roger ended up getting a bit upset with my Uncle. They haven’t spoken since.

I do hope you’re enjoying your time in the shed? Do let me know how you’re getting on. Here are the next five things you can busy yourself with. Take care with the pins in number 19 though. I had a few things on my mind, slipped, and ended up hurting the cat.

• Number 16 – Telephone the tv licensing people to inform them you are using a telephone without a license
• Number 17 – Dress in a man sized mouse outfit to frighten passing cats
• Number 18 – Create a replica of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in your shed using only penne pasta
• Number 19 – Pin (unused) tea bags to a plywood board to make a life size representation of Kylie Minogue
• Number 20 – Order the days of the October according to their mythological value i.e 17th October  = 3 unicorns and a wizard

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