11 Great Ways to Annoy Someone

Is there someone that really bothers you in life but you can’t seem to get rid of them? Here are a few ideas on how to annoy them so that you can get a bit of peace. Disclaimer: It’s not a good idea to use them on a significant other unless you have a lot of fun annoying them and they don’t mind it. Don’t hold the article responsible for breakups! 

1) Clear your throat, blow your nose, hack a bit… start all over again and repeat. (Sorry to those who do actually have a cold!)

2) Blow bubbles in your drink, snort, wait for the bubbles to settle down, and guess what? Start all over again.

3) Tap your fingers incessantly to a seemingly random beat.

4) Sit next to the person, wiggle and move around trying to get comfortable. Stop for a couple of seconds and move some more. Get up and sit back down. Move around for a bit again.

5) Dance around the room waving your arms, doing a few dive bombs.

6) Stare. Enough said.

7) Make squeaky sounds with your mouth – constantly.

Be cheerful. This is a great one for early mornings!

9) Act like you don’t understand what they are explaining. Ask them to explain it again and again. Act a bit confused and get the story mixed up.

10) Nudge them. Say something. Wait a few seconds and nudge them again. Repeat several times.

11) While eating, ask them to pass something to you. Moments later, give it back to them. Ask them for something else and keep it going for a bit.

Immature? Maybe, but there are a lot of big brothers out there who get a kick out of them!

These work best on those individuals with no sense of humor. For those who don’t know, generally, some of these behaviors to the average person may seem a bit rude so use your own discretion!