Probably the most well known because we all have heard this one based on the popularity of the TV Show …
Question: Who wants to be a millionaire?
Answer: Everyone! Seriously unless you are already one why ask?
You’re talking to someone that lives in a trailer park and you ask …
Question: Where did you get your shoes?
Answer: Wal-Mart. What did you think? Better yet don’t answer that.
- You’re talking to a hillbilly and you ask …
Question: Who is your new girlfriend?
Answer: My cousin.
- You are talking to a child of a prostitute and you ask …
Question: Who’s your Daddy?
Answer: I don’t know. Do you think if they haven’t been on Maury they would?
Know. In the rare instance they have been on Maury and found out
- Your talking to an over weight person and you ask …
Question: Are you hungry?
Answer: I would say that unless you just left the buffet this is always a yes.
- You and I are in a room. You smell something rank that you know you did not. do and you ask …
Question: Did you fart?
Answer: No. This one never changes, trust me.
- Your buddy is drunker than you but you’re drunk so you ask …
Question: Are you OK to drive?
Answer: Always a yes.
- You ask an alcoholic …
Question: Can I get a beer?
Answer: No I only have twenty two left.
- You are at a party and you leave a full beer sitting beside me. You return and it is.
Empty so you ask …
Question: Did you drink my beer?
Answer: Uhhhh no.
- You are the Designated driver and you and your
drunk buddies are driving home from the club and you ask …
Question: Do you guys want to stop at the Waffle House?
Answer: Are you stupid or just sober of course we want to stop at the Waffle
- Same situation as number 10 getting ready to leave the Waffle House you ask …
Question: Do you guys want to hit the strip club?
Answer: If you tip the Waffle House waitress enough you won’t need the strip
club. If not make sure you change is in all ones because you know the