15 Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

Published by in Humor
12th May 2011

1 – Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

2 – Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.

3 – Did it hurt? She: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

4 – Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

5 – I have only three months to live. ..

6 – Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

7 – Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

8 – Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

9 – You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

10 – Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

11 – If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.

12 – Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

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13 – I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

14 – Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?


15 – You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.