15 Things Not to Say to a Cop

Published by dkrichar in Humor
June 5, 2009

Things not to say to a cop.

I swear to drunk that i am not god
Have you been eating jelly donuts your eyes are a little glazed
Can you take me drunk I’m a little home
Did you know there were trees in the middle of the road (no trees were actually in the road)
I can’t get out you get in
Am I glad to see you, I could’ve killed someone
Can you hold my beer for a moment I have to find my license
I’m not drunk I’m wasted
What do you mean have I been drinking, Your the trained specialist.
What exactly is legally drunk
No officer the last cop took my last beer
Yes officer I drank some water and soda and oh a beer
When he ask do you know why i pulled you over don’t say no I thought that was your job
Are you giving me a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball? Cop says Tennessee Cops don’t have balls.. Sit there in ackward silence he’ll glow red and walk away (hopefully).
I think i’ve seen you somewhere oh yea Reno 911!

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