Darth Vader struck fear in the Galaxy. He was evil and could destroy a planet without thinking twice. Here is a list of things that you should not say to Darth Vader:

1.   Have you ever considered joining the Air Force?

2.   Has anyone ever fallen in love with you? After all, you are so tall, dark, and evil. You also have such a deep voice.

3.   I’m not interested in going to the dark side. Why don’t you lighten up?

4.   Are you into heavy metal? Would you like to join my band? 

5.   What’s with the heavy breathing? Do you have asthma? Do you need a referral to see a doctor?

6.   Have you seen Cool Hand Luke? I hear he’s a real son of a gun. I also heard that he’s very forceful.

7.   Hey buddy, I ask if you could give me a lift. I didn’t mean to lift me in the air.

8.   Nice helmet you’re wearing. Are you related to the Tin Man?

9.   Are you planning to conquer the universe with the Empire or are you planning to go solo?

10. Hey buddy, I asked for a Life Saver, not a Light Saber.

11. Would you like to take up Yodalling?

12.  I would like to introduce you to my Uncle Jed. I said Uncle Jed, not Jedi.

13.  Have you ever heard of this evening wish? Star light, star bright, first Death Star that I see tonight.

14.  Do you own a pet? I bet that a pitbull would have a hard time chewing on your leg.

15.  When you get angry, does your helmet explode? Are you related to Iron Man?

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