1. My alarm is on a holiday to Paris
2. I thought you didn’t like strawberries?
3. I got married with Elmo and we had a wonderful night
4. Is that a new haircut?
5. I thought that the school was burned down by my friend.. I MEAN.. my dog (?).
6. I got Bieber Fever
7. Bieber got Bieber Fever
8. I touched the tralala of Günther.
9. I thought about the excitement of homework and fell asleep
10. I’ve been Rick Roll’d.
11. Aliens took my brain
12. Obama took my brain
13. Charlie bit me
14. I woke up this morning and I saw Luke Skywalker right in front of my bed. He said he used the force on me in the sexual way o_0
15. I am your father
16. I was walking on sunshine
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17. I was lost in my house
18. In Sovjet Russia… late are YOU
19. Got big booty bitches *gigity*
20. I fought in Iraq, how dare you to say I’m late while I fought in Iraq!!