20 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

  1. Sit down in the middle of the elevator and make obscene noises while another person massages your shoulders saying everything’s going to be alright.
  2. Hit on everyone that steps in no matter what sex they are or what they look like.
  3. Greet everyone that enters the elevator and tell them to call you General.
  4. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
  5. Peep open your briefcase and say “you got enough air in there?”
  6. Do extremely weird stretches.
  7. Bring a pillow and blanket and sleep until someone makes you move.
  8. Say ding! At each level.
  9. Talk to people but use different names each time you say something.
  10. Wear a sock puppet and talk to people with it.
  11. Pretend there’s something on the other side of the elevator door and don’t let anyone out.
  12. Push all the buttons.
  13. Each new person that gets on, ask them if you can push the button for them.
  14. Shave.
  15. Get on in your underwear only, and then put more clothes on until you reach your floor.
  16. Bring twister on the elevator, and try to get a game started.
  17. Laugh crazily for 20 seconds then stare at another passenger until they get off.
  18. Mock whoever else is talking on the elevator.
  19. Give someone a Wet Willy.
  20. And of course… fart.

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