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20 Strange and Funny Road Signs

Published by papaleng in Humor
July 28th, 2009

For those who spend a lot of times on the road, watch out for these strange and funny road signs.

For those who spend a lot of times on the road, watch out for these strange and funny road signs. This signs can make you share a smile or get you in a serious rage.


Wifey: There’s something wrong with that sign?

Hubby: No need to panic dear, I’m a leftie, so I’m not easily rattled by this tricky sign.


Wifey: Careful dear and be sure to shift to a lower gear, unexpected road ahead.

Hubby: Keep cool love, its but normal for drivers to “expect the unexpected.”


Wifey: Is he waiving his hands?

Hubby: Nope! He’s just telling you to shut up.


Wifey: The spelling is wrong…

Hubby: That’s the result of limited education budget.


Wifey: Oh my Gosh! I don’t want to die yet.

Hubby: Don’t you worry dear, there’s a hospital, a church and a cemetery right after we crossed the sign.


Wifey: Poor town, nobody bothered to give it a name.

Hubby: That’s great, we have discovered a land and will call it Bonie and Clyde town.


Wifey: Are we in Antartica?

Hubby: No wonder dear that you get a “C” grade in Biology.


Wifey: Go straight ahead! 

Hubby: Sure, but I’ll drop you by at the intersection, so you can take the left road and have the time to visit your friends.


Wifey! I can’t see no parkway.

Hubby: Look at the sky. it’s a bird, its a plane, no its a parkway.


Wifey: What’s the sign indicates?

Hubby: there’s an amusement park ahead and they’re promoting the “roller coaster” ride.


Wifey: I thought, we only have to fasten our seatbelt, now they’re ordering us to wear helmets.

Hubby: Oh dear, we’re lost, this is not the way to Alabama, Its the Tour de France!


Wifey: The sign says, No left and right turn, you mean to say we have to drive straight ahead and ramped that green house.

Hubby: Shut up dear, no problem, today is Saturday.


Wifey: Which way would we take? 

Hubby: I guess it would be thrilling, if we take the slippery road.


Wifey: I told you to take the Inter-state highway. Now we’re in for a big headache.

Hubby: Don’t you worry dear, I saw no police officer so we can take whichever way we like.


Wifey: Oh! that was a cute road sign. 

Hubby: It would be nicer, if the old lady is the one guiding the old man..


Wifey: See, the authorities are really concern with the pedestrian and motorists safety. This where our taxes go.

Hubby: Are they not digging for golds?

Needs Pain Pills


Wifey: That’s a noble way to seek a lost dog.

Hubby: I agree, dog is man’s best friend.


Wifey: Another of those mispelled words.

Hubby: No dear, you got it wrong, the arrow is pointing the right way..


Wifey: Is it okay dear, if we chip-in ten dollars for the foods.

Hubby: Just be sure to get a receipt!

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  1. Posted July 28, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Well written about the signs. Great

  2. Posted July 28, 2009 at 8:17 am

    My favourite is one that my hubby took a picture of in Poland. It showed a little girl being chased by a much larger boy. Hubby called that sign, “Pedophile Zone.”

  3. Posted July 28, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Totally awesome article, Had me laughing my butt off.
    Fantastic,yet scary that these things are out there.

  4. Posted July 28, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    So very interesting. And funny! Thanks for the day brightener!

  5. Posted July 28, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    LOL@ the “DIE AHEAD” sign. How courteous of them to warn us! Funny article papaleng! ^o^

  6. Posted July 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    lol….made me laugh!

  7. Posted July 28, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Another interesting and hilarious article. You must have a great sense of humor.

  8. Posted July 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Loved it, loved it. You gave me my laugh for today. Thank you.

  9. Posted July 28, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    What clever finds. Thanks for sharing.

  10. Posted July 28, 2009 at 10:23 pm



  11. Posted July 29, 2009 at 3:47 am

    Some hilarious signs, great article!

  12. Posted July 29, 2009 at 4:16 am

    :) nice collection of photos… hehehe!

  13. Posted July 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    A fun entertaing post. I enjoyed the view.

  14. Posted July 29, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    This post was definitely entertaining and fun,
    Thanks for sharing!

  15. Posted July 30, 2009 at 6:58 am

    Very interesting and enjoyable. Great post, papaleng.

  16. Posted July 31, 2009 at 8:57 am

    Funny stuff Papaleng!

  17. Posted July 31, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Wow, I feel sorry for the people driving along and trying to figure what these signs mean.

  18. Posted August 1, 2009 at 9:52 am

    That was very entertaining. :~D

  19. Posted August 2, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Wow. That is a hilarious selection of interesting signs. Loved it.

  20. Posted August 3, 2009 at 1:44 am

    very funny,thanks for sharing

  21. Posted August 9, 2009 at 8:21 am

    LMAO! These cracked me up. Thanks for sharing.

  22. Posted August 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    haha, nice signs, huh… you made me laugh out loud!

  23. Posted July 25, 2010 at 4:06 am

    some very funny ones here!!

  24. Posted July 25, 2010 at 7:51 am

    hahaha funny..

  25. Posted July 26, 2010 at 6:07 am

    cool signs kabayan! Liked!

  26. Posted July 28, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    Very amusing indeed! Liked it too!

  27. Posted August 6, 2010 at 5:01 am

    That was quite interesting.

  28. Posted August 7, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Very funny signs indeed, bro.

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