50 Funny Questions

Published by in Humor
23rd Apr 2011
  1. How do they put the “stay off the grass” signs on the grass?
  2. Why do women and men have different shoe sizes?
  3. How come they put holes in crackers?
  4. Do toads sit on toadstools?
  5. How do you hand-cuff a one-armed man?
  6. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
  7. How fast do hotcakes sell?
  8. Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
  9. Why do people say “heads-up” when you should duck?
  10. If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?
  11. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
  12. If you blew a bubble in space, would it pop?
  13. If a cannibal was on death row, could he ask for a human as his last meal?
  14. Does anyone care that Jimmy cracks corn?
  15. Why are all planets spherical?
  16. If you soak a raisin in water, would it turn back into a grape?
  17. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
  18. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  19. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  20. If you really could dig a hole to China and you crawled through it, would you stop halfway due to gravity?
  21. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?
  22. What’s another word for thesaurus?
  23. When a women is pregnant with twins, are there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
  24. If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?
  25. Would a vegetarian be okay with eating animal crackers?
  26. At a movie theatre, which armrest is yours?
  27. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
  28. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
  29. Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
  30. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
  31. Why is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
  32. Why do superheroes wear their underwear on the outside?
  33. Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers?
  34. Why is it no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
  35. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?
  36. Why is it called a funny bone?
  37. If nothing is impossible, isn’t it possible that something is impossible?
  38. Why do people put towels in the dirty laundry if you are clean when you get out of the shower?
  39. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
  40. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
  41. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  42. How come toy hippos are always blue or purple, when real hippos are brown?
  43. Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
  44. If a bunch of cats pile on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
  45. If an ambulance is on its way to an emergency and they run someone over, do they stop to help that person?
  46. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is he homicidal or suicidal?
  47. Why do grape candies taste and smell nothing like real grapes?
  48. If there is an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
  49. If you take an Oriental person and spin them around several times, do they become disoriented?
  50. If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?