A Disastrous Wedding Proposal

Are you ready to propose marriage to your sweetheart?  It’s a big step in your life.  Here is one wedding proposal that spells disaster.

Darling,  I love your nose, your toes, your pantie hose, your artificial breasts, your wide hips, your thick lips, and your long, wavy, dyed blue hair.  I could dangle your nose ring forever.  Baby, you and me were meant to be me and you.  I just want to be your pussy cat.  Meow!  You can be my French poodle. Ruff!  I really want to be with you forever and longer.  You will be my mascot, and I will be your hunk.  I will smell like roses and you’ll smell like a skunk.  Yes, I think you understand where I am coming from.  I want to be your caveman.  Will you be my cave-woman?  I want to be your Clifford the Big Red Dog.  Will you my Emily?  I want to be your shark.  Will you be my fish bait?  Please, marry me.  You won’t regret it.  I promise!  And if it doesn’t work out, I have a money back guarantee.

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