Are you ready to propose marriage to your sweetheart? It’s a big step in your life. Here is one wedding proposal that spells disaster.
Darling, I love your nose, your toes, your pantie hose, your artificial breasts, your wide hips, your thick lips, and your long, wavy, dyed blue hair. I could dangle your nose ring forever. Baby, you and me were meant to be me and you. I just want to be your pussy cat. Meow! You can be my French poodle. Ruff! I really want to be with you forever and longer. You will be my mascot, and I will be your hunk. I will smell like roses and you’ll smell like a skunk. Yes, I think you understand where I am coming from. I want to be your caveman. Will you be my cave-woman? I want to be your Clifford the Big Red Dog. Will you my Emily? I want to be your shark. Will you be my fish bait? Please, marry me. You won’t regret it. I promise! And if it doesn’t work out, I have a money back guarantee.