A Moving Experience

Published by in Humor
22nd Jul 2010

I’ve found a cool apartment! Okay, okay…so it’s not ideal. Just a handful of bugs. I suggest actually! First expense? An exterminator! Is it worth the cash?

Properly, I can’t afford a much more high-priced place, so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Perhaps only a can of “Raid?”

I have got to have a technique to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You definitely don’t have one? Why not? Do you’d like 1 particular? I’ll aid you pick it out! Well, it was just a suggestion. No must get all bent out of shape! I guess I’d a great deal superior call the truck rental areas. What do you mean…$200…PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Good grief!

Even though I’m about the mobile phone I’ll call up the utility and phone companies. Yes, I know I haven’t used your services prior to. No, I don’t possess a credit card; this is my really 1st place. You would like what? A $100 deposit? For Each? Holy cow…do you people possess a license to steal?

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Daddy, I need $500 for moving expenses! I used all my funds with the first and last months rent And also the damage deposit. Properly, how was I to know this was heading to turn out to be so substantial priced? Sell something? Daaaaad…I Need my Television!

Boy, this place is pretty empty. Maybe I have to buy a couch along with a chair. Nah…I have my bed. That’ll be good sufficient. I really do not ought to have a table; I’ll just use this box.

Renters Insurance coverage? I don’t feel so! What do I have to have to insure?

Just got my first telephone call up! I’d really enjoy to appear for your party! Daddy, I necessitate a auto. Mainly because it’s as well considerably to walk to perform, that’s why. Umm, Daddy…there’s automobile insurance coverage too! Thanks, Dad…you’re the best! And gas? I didn’t take into account so…

Time for dinner. Let’s look in these boxes. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!

Uhhh, Mom?