A New Way to Whistle
A small kid while in the classroom felt an urge to visit the washroom. He raised his hand and his class teacher inquired, “yes Nigel, what’s the matter?”.
Miss Miss I want to piss. The teacher explained to him and the class that the children don’t use the word, “piss”. Its a bad word.
So Miss, what should I say? Nigel asked.
You should just say, “Miss, I want to whistle”, and I will understand that you want to go to the toilet.
The word sank into the mind of young Nigel and things carried on.
One night at home, when everybody was fast asleep, suddenly Nigel got up and shook his father, Dad! I want to whistle, Dad got surprised at his son’s strange demand.
He said, Son!!…. it’s too late and you will wake up your sister and your mom”. You better go to sleep and whistle in the morning.
Nigel tried to sleep, but then could not. He again shook his Dad and said, Daddy! Daddy! I want to whistle…This time Dad got real angry….Come on, stop shouting son, let me sleep………
No, Dad I want to whistle…
If you really want to whistle…then go ahead, just whistle slowly in my ear…….