Acute Green Saliva Syndrome

Published by in Humor
13th Apr 2011

Some diseases are yet to be discovered

Scientists agree that there so many diseases that haven’t been discovered just yet. While in college, a friend of mine suffered a terrible disease which I will want to call the acute green saliva syndrome. He took a few sachets of alcoholic spirits, went to visit a girlfriend and found her busy with another man, and hurriedly came to the room we shared, teeming with suicidal thoughts.

His heart was racing, a condition known medically as tachycardia

His heart was racing. He felt like screaming murder but to calm himself, he rushed to the bathrooms for the normal thing that drunken people normally do after every 5 minutes. After peeing, he did another one of their favorite, indiscriminate spitting, but this time the saliva was green.

‘Jimmy, you have to see this, I am terribly sick!’

‘What is it Panya?’

‘Green saliva, never seen it in my life, I spat once, twice, and thrice, all the while it was green, green, green. I think that girl has bewitched me.’

In Africa, black magic can turn a man into anything

If you live in Africa, you don’t doubt such things. People can be bewitched to turn into all manner of things, leave alone produce green spittle. I was tired, and had just finished reading War and Peace, a three week struggle. It was well past midnight but I had to wake up and witness the acute green saliva syndrome. He pulled me along towards the bathroom to spit again.

The saliva was green!

The saliva was green, yes, but what was making it green was the fluorescence bulb which had been enveloped by a green transparency following a disco dance that had been held the previous night. Anyone spitting there and then caught the green saliva syndrome, a terrible disease aided by drunkenness.

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  • Brenda Nelson

    drunkeness will do it every time.

  • Jakkalsdans

    Whahahaha. Enjoyed it

  • LCM Linda

    Interesting story. I haven’t thought of green saliva.

  • Sharif Ishnin

    Hahaha funny story! I thought it was because a lime drink. I was bewitched by the voodoo part.

  • gaby7

    Man! This must be a very dreadful disease!

  • Aiyanna

    Think someone was drinking the new Energy Drink that has been released… Being part of the Market Research team, there is something called Alien drink which is green in colour. Tried and tested it, it does make the saliva green… Isotonic drinks also make people go drink…
    Voodoo well heard you need dolls with pin cushions to poke into them so that they are react that way in reality…. Correct me if I am wrong :P

  • pattiann

    Very interesting.