Adventures of the Stickmen

Ok I have decided to give a very brief explanation of each of these because worryingly there are people out there who just do not understand even the simplest of attempts at humour.

Sorry if you have seen any of these before (well I know that some of you have as you have already told me so!) but hey, i’m sure you will find at least one that may just raise a smile to your lips. Unless you are an actual stickman because then you would have no lips. Come to think of it no eyes to even view it. No fingers to type into a search engine to find it in the first place. No toes to keep the shoes on when walking to the shop to buy a computer.

What do you mean stickmen do not exist? I can see them so they must. Anyway, time to let you get on with viewing the following 12 stickman funny sketches. Enjoy.

1) If some one proclaims to be a genius and shouts out about it at the top of their voice, if they are so full of their own qualities then they can be classed as being big-headed.

2) How on earth a stickman (or stickwoman) would even be able to perform the act that could get one pregnant considering that they do not have the neccessary appendages.

3) Really has to be one of the oldest jokes in the world, of course stickmen are ideal for these kind of jokes as they have no expressions on their faces and no details.

4) A very similar joke to the last one. It is very pointless for a stickman to wear a hat to protect their nose from the sun when they do not have a nose in the first place.

5) Do you not feel a certain amount of apathy for a stickman who is feeling a little blue? No? Me neither.

6) Considering that these two stickmen are actually exactly the same (just reversed) there is some kind of irony in what they both say.

7) I have no idea why the mirror, if that is indeed what it is, has the ability to say it is a mirror.

8) The first time we have seen a face on one of the stickmen.

9) Either he has been working out or perhaps just eating out far too much and needs to go on a diet.

10) The good old wives tale said to stop children pulling bad faces. Tell them that if the wind changes their face will stay like that. Even if it was true, I can’t see why that would affect a stickman who had no face in the first place.

11) Really, the stickman on the left must be really daft to keep coming out with comments like that.

12) Would a stickman really look like that if they stood sideways? I hope so or the joke wouldn’t work.

So there you have it, hope you enjoyed this and hope at least one brought a smile to your face.

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