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A Man with a Dog
Published by jokes in Animal
February 26th, 2009
About a man and a dog that come to the bar.
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A man walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender shakes his head and says:
“Sorry, sir, you cannot bring a dog in here.”
The man says:
“You do not understand. This is a talking dog.”
The bartender says:
“Oh, sure he is. Please leave.”
“I will ask him some questions, and you will see.”
“Okay. I will give you about a minute.”
The man turns to the dog and asks:
“What is on the top of the house?”
“Roof”
“
What is a bad place to be on the golf course?”
“ Ruff”
“Who is the greatest baseball player in history?”
“Ruth.”
The bartender says:
“You must think I am some kind of dummy. Get out of here.”
The man and the dog exit. In the street, the dog turns to the man and says:
“Do you think I should have said Ted Williams?”
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