Yesterday I was walking in the forest again. I saw a bunny. I remembered I had a very interesting conversation with a bunny the other day… so I talked to this one to.

Me: Hi, how are you bunny?

Bunny: I’m no bunny

Me: What are you then?

Bunny: I’m a member of the SUB – secret undercover bunny’s, we embrace destruction like…

Me: So you are a bunny then!?

Bunny: No I’m not! Listen to me!

Me: I’m sorry, you were talking about embracing destruction or something…

Bunny: Yes! The SUB is a secret organisation of mighty aliens. Our company worked for decades to develop the ultimate weapon to attack earth.
We heard of this animal that lived on earth.. the bunny. Years of studying told us that a bunny is the ultimate fighting machine.
Our weapon is able to make our race transform in those bunny’s which makes us able to gather our troops on earth without being seen.
Once we’re with enough we’ll attack every human living on this planet and eat all their brains! Moehahahahahahahahahaha! ha! ha! ha!

Me: Why shouldn’t we just shoot you?

Bunny: What?

Me: Yes, humans have guns, why shouldn’t we just shoot all attacking bunny’s?

Bunny: Eh…

Me:…

Bunny: Damn…