Yesterday I was walking in the forest when I saw a bunny. I thought “Why shouldn’t I talk to him”

Me: Hi bunny! How are you?

Bunny: I’m no bunny

Me: Yes, you are…

Bunny: No I’m not

Me: But you look like a bunny

Bunny: Yes, I know

Me: If you’re not a bunny, what are you then?

Bunny: I can’t tell you

Me: Why not?

Bunny: I can’t tell you why I can’t tell you

Me: I promise I won’t tell anyone

Bunny: Okay, then I’ll tell you

Me:…

Bunny:…

Me:…!!

Bunny: Oh yes, I was going to tell you what I am

Me: Yessss…..

Bunny: I’m a bunny

Me: But you just told me you’re no bunny

Bunny: No I didn’t