Bunnyheaven
A bunny dies and meets a holy bunny…
This is story about a bunny that got shot by a hunter (how did that happen?!: read a bunny and a hunter)
The bunny is a ghost now. Let’s call him ghostbunny (sounds evil doesn’t it?)
Ghostbunny went up the stairs that appeared in front of him. At the top he stood before a gigantic gateway.
In front of the gateway stood holy bunny.
Holy bunny: Welcome in bunnyhell! You’re going to buuuuuuuuuurrrrrn! Bunnyhell is full of foxes and diet rabbit food!
Ghostbunny: What?! No, not diet rabbit food! I thought this was the way to heaven?!
Holy bunny: Well you’re wrong, whahahaha!
Ghostbunny: No, please, have mercy…!
Holy bunny: hahaha
Ghostbunny: Why are you laughing? …snif.
Holy bunny: Hehe, because I was joking, this is bunnyheaven
Ghostbunny: Oh.. Ehm… what a great joke.
Holy bunny: Yes I’m a funny guy… I mean bunny.
Ghostbunny: So can I come in?
Holy bunny: Yes! Of course! Unless you’ve got any more questions?
Ghostbunny: Hmmm… Can you tell me what bunny heaven looks like?
Holy bunny: Yes, I can
Ghostbunny: Okay,….
Holy bunny: Oh yes, bunnyheaven is a very nice place, with lot’s of sexy bunny ladies…
Ghostbunny: yes!!!! I mean… please continue..
Holy bunny: Ehm like I said sexy bunny ladies and…
Ghostbunny: Yes!!!
Holy bunny: …
Ghostbunny: Ehm…
Holy bunny: and lot’s of soft soil so you can dig as much as you want, we also have the most tastefull vegetables.
Ghostbunny: Great! May I enter now.
Holy bunny: No.
Ghostbunny: Heh? Why not
Holy bunny: Because I was joking again
Ghostbunny: Not about the sexy bunny ladies I hope?
Holy bunny: No, there are sexy bunny ladies in bunnyheaven
Ghostbunny: About what then?
Holy bunny: About this being heaven, hahahahaha.
Ghostbunny burned in bunnyhell for the rest of eternity.
The end
Also read:
#1 Bunny: Bunny.
#2 Another bunny: Another Bunny.
#3 A bunny and a hunter
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These are so dumb the’re hilarious.