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Bunnyheaven

Published by Jelle E in Animal
April 18, 2009

A bunny dies and meets a holy bunny…

This is story about a bunny that got shot by a hunter (how did that happen?!: read a bunny and a hunter)
The bunny is a ghost now. Let’s call him ghostbunny (sounds evil doesn’t it?)
Ghostbunny went up the stairs that appeared in front of him. At the top he stood before a gigantic gateway.
In front of the gateway stood holy bunny.

Holy bunny: Welcome in bunnyhell! You’re going to buuuuuuuuuurrrrrn! Bunnyhell is full of foxes and diet rabbit food!

Ghostbunny: What?! No, not diet rabbit food! I thought this was the way to heaven?!

Holy bunny: Well you’re wrong, whahahaha!

Ghostbunny: No, please, have mercy…!

Holy bunny: hahaha

Ghostbunny: Why are you laughing? …snif.

Holy bunny: Hehe, because I was joking, this is bunnyheaven

Ghostbunny: Oh.. Ehm… what a great joke.

Holy bunny: Yes I’m a funny guy… I mean bunny.

Ghostbunny: So can I come in?

Holy bunny: Yes! Of course! Unless you’ve got any more questions?

Ghostbunny: Hmmm… Can you tell me what bunny heaven looks like?

Holy bunny: Yes, I can

Ghostbunny: Okay,….

Holy bunny: Oh yes, bunnyheaven is a very nice place, with lot’s of sexy bunny ladies…

Ghostbunny: yes!!!! I mean… please continue..

Holy bunny: Ehm like I said sexy bunny ladies and…

Ghostbunny: Yes!!!

Holy bunny: …

Ghostbunny: Ehm…

Holy bunny: and lot’s of soft soil so you can dig as much as you want, we also have the most tastefull vegetables.

Ghostbunny: Great! May I enter now.

Holy bunny: No.

Ghostbunny: Heh? Why not

Holy bunny: Because I was joking again

Ghostbunny: Not about the sexy bunny ladies I hope?

Holy bunny: No, there are sexy bunny ladies in bunnyheaven

Ghostbunny: About what then?

Holy bunny: About this being heaven, hahahahaha.

Ghostbunny burned in bunnyhell for the rest of eternity.

The end

Also read:

#1 Bunny: Bunny.
#2 Another bunny: Another Bunny.
#3 A bunny and a hunter

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  1. Posted April 20, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    These are so dumb the’re hilarious.

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