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Eight Stupid Dinosaur Games

Published by Steven West in Animal
April 19, 2009

Here are eight stupid dinosaur games for your amusement.

We all know that dinosaurs are extinct and have been extinct for millions of years. But what did dinosaurs do to amuse themselves? Here are eight

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stupid dinosaur games that dinosaurs did when they weren’t busy eating and sleeping:

  1. Hide and go seek. Okay so it sounds a little difficult to hide a Brontosaurus. This game usually had rather swift outcomes.
  2. Pin the tail on the Diplodocus. This was a favorite game for plant eaters of all ages.
  3. Ring toss on Triceratops. This game was so much fun. Iguanodons enjoyed this game most of all.
  4. Spin the bone. Tyrannosaurus Rex loved to play this game. The winner got to eat up the loser.
  5. Bombs away. Terradactyls had loads of fun as they dropped fungus plants on top of unsuspecting targets.
  6. Drop dead. Actually this wasn’t a very entertaining game at all. Allosaurus would come in for the attack and Brachiosaurus would just play dead. No one ever claimed that Brachiosaurus was very intelligent.
  7. Break the bank. Anklyosaurus would bulldoze into any fortress and eat their food.
  8. Tag your it. Very popular with Velociraptors. It was important that other dinosaurs got out of their way. Otherwise, the Velociraptors would take time out from their game and eat the curious dinosaur for a snack.

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  1. Posted April 19, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Hide and seek with a dinosaur reminds me of my favorite children’s book “Danny and the Dinosaur”.
    Sure wish I lived back then to enjoy all these fun games.

  2. Posted April 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Hilarious as usual.

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