Tired of your neighbor’s accusations that your dog pooped on their lawn? Do you have to put dog poo warning signs for your guests when they come to your house for Sunday Night BBQ? Fret not! Introducing Glow Poo (patent pending) Just add one glow poo-pill to your pooch’s dinner bowl and voila, all of his poo glows in the dark! This makes it super easy to identify poo ownership, plus the clean up is a sweet smelling cinch. Special additives reduce that nasty smell to the mouth watering aroma of steaming Farmer John premium cracked peppercorn bacon. (Just don’t feed it to the kids.) 

Glow Poo comes in every color of the rainbow. This holiday season you can order our special Hanukkah Pack (blue and white) or the Christmas Pack (multi-colored) or even the Fourth Of July Pack (red, white and blue) for your favorite patriotic pup.

Too hard to believe? Here’s is an actual letter from one of our loyal customers.

Dear Glow Poo,

Thanks to Glow Poo all of our poo hassles are over. Once we fed our puppy Nellie glow poo we can now find her little accidents anywhere in the house. And you’re right, it smells like bacon! How did you do it?

ps – Our three year old son, little Ricky, loves to get kisses from Nellie and when we put him to bed last night his face was glowing! Glow Poo I guess!  Ha Ha! Thanks again, signed Lucille Ricardo Petrie of New Rochelle, New York.

Remember our motto:

A Glow Poo-Pill a day keeps the mean neighbors at bay.

Now you can prove whose dog left which poo where!

Glow Poo! In stores everywhere. Please do not feed to children. Side effects vary. Does not work if canine has diarrhea. Actual colors may vary. May produce symptoms of dizziness, nausea, dry-mouth, or tri-toned barking.

This is an actual Halloween Glow Poo photo.

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