Catch Line

One night, a man broke into a house, he was looking for something valuable when he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you”. He shined his flashlight everywhere, but could not see the person who spoke. He proceeded to find this valuable object, when he heard the voice again, “Jesus is watching you”. He shined his flashlight, and saw a parrot. He walked up to the bird, “What’s your name Bird?”. The bird replied, “Moses”. The man laughed, “What kind of people name their bird Moses?”.

Punch Line

The Bird then said, “The same kind of people that name their rotwailer Jesus”.