I seez sumpthin, I smellz sumpthin.

I don care if u smellz my butt!

WUZ Jus learning to Ty Shoz fo Whenz you need my hep!!

Desperate House Cats gossip over the Back Fence; PSSSST! Have U Heard!!!

Iz Not comin Down til U getz rid ob dat Goggie!!

Don’t Dizturbz me! Or I’ll be Madz!

Grandma made Diz for ME!! Not U!

Iz Kepin My eyez on U!

Of Course Iz Insured!!

Ifn I don’t eatz U Don Eatz!

Yikes! Dat Tree Talked ta Me!!

Wherz My Fud??

Ghost Cat Creepin Up on U!

I Needz to check into Birf Controlz

Tee Hee an U alwyz thot I waz a Kitty, but Iz a lil’ Pole Catz

SHHHH!! IZ HIDIN from DA GOGGIE NEX Door!

NOMZ ALL GONZ WANTZ More NOMZ!! NOM NOM NOM!!

WE Don FEELZ Like Look Fur Mowse! WE IZ Playn

WUt U Mean Diz U’R Chair? IZ In IT!

YEZ CAT WUZ VERRRY GUD!!

U Gonna Leavz me Owt Side All Dayz I Nowt Gonna Talkz To U!

Don Bowther Me Now, IZ Watchin A Mowse An when It Gitz Closer Iz Gonna Pounce and Eatz Him.

Don’t Bowther Me Nowz, IZ Concetrastion On a Mowse To Eatz N Doin the Jobz you ast me too.