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Oh No, Not Another Funny Cat Thing!

Published by thestickman in Animal
December 8, 2008

Cats are the epitome of composure and self-control. Dogs drool. Cats RULE. So when we capture an image of a cat that is anything other than total composure, it can be considered funny.

HTML Cannot Do That!

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For when seeing is most definitely not believing, something for we web builders out there. HTML can do some pretty wonderful stuff but it is not dynamic and nothing you say can make me believe that this is ‘just’ HTML. –Are you high on catnip?

Whistler’s Mother?

American-born painter James McNeill Whistler, did not paint this, but if he had it would have been popular even back in 1871. Cats have been associated with human for about 9500 years. It was recently discovered that domestication did not occur in Egypt with the cult of the cat, but that it occurred in Africa through at least 5 separate ’self-domesticating’ species. Valued for their companionship and ability to be taught a few commands, the cat is known to hunt or prey upon over 1000 species of other animal and insects too, for food.

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Try Stuffing One Of These Into a Sink Basin

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Cats do not like baths, the ones that people give. Pure torture, -why would any self-respecting cat-owned person want to willing do this to themselves? Or worse, to one of us?

Paradox of Schrödinger’s Cat

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An Austrian physicist in 1935 created a ‘thought experiment’ whereby a cat placed into a box with a vial of radioactive material and closed-up, would produce one of two results. –If a Geiger counter detected radiation, the vial had spilled and the cat was dead. Or, no radiation meant the cat was still alive. But in quantum mechanics, the cat can be described as dead or alive depending upon the earlier random event (the spilling of the vial.) Somehow, this is supposed to be what he called “Verschränkung” (“entanglement”.)

-I bet that Schrödinger never even owned a cat before, ever! Else he would have seen this event coming.

Clearly, Goofed on Catnip

Invisible corn on the cob, perhaps? First thing in the morning, no doubt. There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast, deal with it!

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I’m telling you, -no exaggeration, -that rat was THIS BIG!!

With a similar range of hearing on the lower end of the scale, cats have the ability to hear much higher pitched sounds, well above humans’ ability and even just above the range of hearing of dogs!

A mutation in one of two genes early in cat ancestry may have caused cats to lose the ability to taste ’sweet’ as a flavor. But if you have ever watched a cat gag-down a dead mouse, -their ‘lack of taste’ comes as no surprise to me!

Road Kitty Iz Here

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This kitty doesn’t know what is really going on so he’ll just stand here for a moment and gets its bearings.

The Best Seat In The House

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Cats will do what cats will. They can conform to any situation, and make themselves right to home. I think the cat’s name is “Internet Explorer” and it could be said “IE crashed my computer” and (almost) mean it! At least, something DID crash onto the computer, eh?

Cats Are Just So Sneaky

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I think I have actually seen cats able to exactly this; make themselves invisible! If you have ever had a cat pounce upon you with claws and teeth in play, you could say “I didn’t see that coming!” You have just been a victim of a stealth attack.

Talk To The Paw ‘Cause The Face Ain’t Listening…

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Stumble It!

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41 Comments

  1. Bren Parks
    Posted December 8, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Oh My God!!!! That is so funny. I loved it. Good read.

  2. Posted December 8, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Laughing at cats is the only way we can get revenge on them without them knowing. Thanx for helping us do so in style.

  3. Posted December 8, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    This is a real nice post, cats are so funny at these moments!

  4. shopped.
    Posted December 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    you know it is…

  5. Posted December 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Loved the first one – reminds me of some of my students when they start learning and see what something easy peasy like the tag does! They soon learn that proper web designers don’t do that sort of thing (lol!) but it’s a good carrot on a stick…

    Then, a year later they are teaching me! :-)

    The expression on that moggy tho – priceless!

  6. Posted December 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Great pictures. Couldn’t make the connection between Web design and the cat tho’. Keep writing . j

  7. Posted December 8, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    Great pictures and so much fun! Keep up the excellent work!

  8. Posted December 8, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Very cute!

  9. Posted December 8, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    “…Couldn’t make the connection between Web design and the cat tho’. “

    As a Web Page builder, it makes incredible sense to me and I think its the funniest one featured. :D But yeah, it could be lost humor to many.

  10. Posted December 9, 2008 at 7:32 am

    How cute!

  11. Posted December 9, 2008 at 8:13 am

    Very cool, I loved the first one ;-) Cats have the funniest faces when they’re going spastic. Forgive the shameless plug here, but mind checking out my Horse gallery? I’m trying to create a Picable Horse archive with, eventually, many hundreds/thousands of horse-related imagery. Right now I have a bunch of em up and I want your input!

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  12. Posted December 9, 2008 at 8:30 am

    Really funny and cute! Enjoyable read!

  13. Posted December 9, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Oh yes! Love it!

  14. mew ichigo
    Posted December 9, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    love them!

  15. Posted December 9, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    STUMBLED!LOVED IT! ^^
    UU

  16. Orchids
    Posted December 9, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    So Sweet. Kitties and cats are irresistable.

  17. Posted December 9, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    OMG! I laughed good on this. Cats are cute creatures. Such cute pictures.

  18. Posted December 10, 2008 at 12:50 am

    Gave me a good giggle to see these pussies. If there’s a cat in a story I’m writing, you can always rest assured that the cat ‘gets it’ in the end. Strange how dogs never seem to …

  19. Posted December 10, 2008 at 4:16 am

    Hahahhahha….funny!

  20. Posted December 10, 2008 at 5:24 am

    fantastic x

  21. Posted December 10, 2008 at 8:27 am

    Very funny!

  22. EK
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    I used Stumble to find this, and while the pictures are quite humourous, I must say that, as a “Lolcat” builder, I find the descriptive paragraphs to be a bit much, in a sense taking away from the humour of the pictures and captions.

    Just a thought.

  23. Karen Gross
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    I have a freaky cat who does weird things, but as soon as you get out a camera, it’s nap time.

  24. Antonio
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Stealth mode… LOL love it!!

  25. Lost in Arizona
    Posted December 10, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    The cat on catnip…lol! Reminds me of when I used to give my Persian cat nip. Nothing like an 8 lb cat flying through the place like they’ve got an agenda, only we don’t know about it..lol. Cute article.

  26. Posted December 10, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    great post,it deserves to be number 1

  27. Posted December 10, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    You know your cats. They are sneaky and they can be invisible.Just keep them out of the catnip. Take care,Ruby

  28. Posted December 10, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Another good article.

  29. H.Knowlton
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 7:58 am

    Great artcile. Cats are awesome!

  30. Posted December 11, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Great collection!

  31. Posted December 11, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Amazingly funny stuff. Great job

  32. Posted December 11, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    Lol awsome.

  33. Posted December 12, 2008 at 5:43 am

    and i thought I had a stealth cat

  34. Posted December 12, 2008 at 6:54 am

    CATaclysmic!
    Loved every one of your pictures!

  35. Posted December 12, 2008 at 10:40 am

    I loved the pictures…you started my morning with a good laugh! Thanks!

  36. Posted December 12, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Love It !!! Also love cats lol

  37. richard
    Posted December 13, 2008 at 3:40 am

    hahah very nice.its like the three old men i posted lol

  38. Posted December 13, 2008 at 8:23 am

    LOL! Great collection

  39. Posted December 13, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    Hi, stickman, how are you?
    These are pretty funny. Thanks for sharing.

  40. Steve
    Posted December 14, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Purrlarious!

  41. Ethan
    Posted December 14, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    I love Steve

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