Godzilla was a terrible and fierce monster in Japan. He could destroy buildings with a flick of his tail. He also took on other monsters. Here are some things that you should never say to Godzilla:

1. Have you ever high fived King Kong?
2. Are you sight seeing in Tokyo or are you planning to live year?
3. I think that you’ll need to have a place with cathedral ceilings.
4. What do you do to blow off a little steam?
5. Thank you for coming to our fast food restaurant. Would you like to super size your order or monster size it?
6. Would you like a manicure? Your scales are starting to look a little dull.
7. Thanks for stomping on my Toyota. I’d like to see some picture ID.
8. How’s the air way up there? We have a nice stadium for you to sleep in.
9. Mothra and Rodan wanted to give their best. They said that they’re looking forward to meeting you again.
10. Have you thought of creating your own TV show. It could be called Stomping With Godzilla. I’m sure that it would get monstrous ratings.

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