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The Difference Between Dogs and Cats
A little joke…
A dog owner comes home from work to find his dog waiting for him behind the door. The dog is wagging his tail, delighted beyond measure to see his master again. He wags his tail in glee, and licks his master’s face. The owner drops everything and starts petting the dog, stroking his head and tickling him behind the ears.
“Oh, you are so good to me,” thinks the dog. “You pet me, feed me, fuss me and look after me. You take care of all my needs every day. Truly you must be God!”
A cat owner comes home from work to find his cat sitting calmly on the sofa. He sits down next to his pet, who licks her paw thoughtfully while her owner strokes her and brings out various little toys to amuse her. After a while, the cat nuzzles her head against her owner’s hand and he is delighted by the attention.
“Oh, you are so good to me,” thinks the cat. “You pet me, feed me, fuss me and look after me. You take care of all my needs every day. Surely I must be God!”
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Loved it! You have captured the difference very well.
I loved that. cats and dogs are so different.
Christine
Very funny!!!
True.
Lovely, Alina. Well observed!
very cute observation.
lol
Too true, cats think they own the world!
very entertaining piece… like it!
my cat is a god….
Oh, very cute. Probably also very true.