The Hammaroo is a quite distincitive animal. It is a cross-breed between a Hamster and a Kangaroo. It has the normal pouch that a regular Kangaroo has, and it’s feet and lower body, but it has the head and arm’s of a Hamster. Unlike the Lobguin, the Hammaroo does not put any physical danger on anyone it see’s. Instead, the Hammaroo jumps into your brain and paralyzes your brain for 5 days. So, if you ever see a Hammaroo, make sure to curb-stomp that fucker.

Here is what we believe to be The Hammaroo: