A trucker is driving along when he sees a man thumbing a lift. The trucker feels sorry for the man as it is raining so decides to stop and picks up the hitchhiker.

The hitchhiker is relieved and then climbs up in the cab and notices that a real monkey is seated on the dashboard. At first the hitchhiker says nothing, too embarrassed to ask.

After a few miles, the hitchhiker can’t take it anymore and asks the driver what the monkey is for.

“Well I am away from the wife most of the week and this monkey helps me get through that time away from the girl I love.”

“Oh?” Says the hitchhiker totally bemused. “How?”

The driver smiles. “I’ll show you,” and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash in a frenzy.

Suddenly the monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants and pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker some welcome oral gratification.

When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue and quickly cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard to stare out at the road ahead.

“See that?” said the trucker.

“Yeah”, said the man with a smile.

“Now you know what I mean.”

“Right…” says the hitchhiker with a glint in his eye.

The trucker asks the man, “So…You want to try it?”

The hitchhiker blushes and then says, “OK, but don’t hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!”