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World’s Greatest Sex Picture

Published by HHopson in Animal
November 26th, 2009

Get ready for the world premiere.


Now, Hollywood-Universal-MGM films presents the Greatest Sex Picture in history. Before the picture is actually presented, however, a bit of background music is necessary. Readers, please hum the opening bars of the theme music to the movie “2001 – A Space Odyssey”, by Stanley Kubrick. Start with the solo trumpet voice in your mind, and then bring in the dramatic attack by the full orchestra, followed by the riveting, unforgettable timpani. Ba-Boom-Ba-Boom-Ba-Boom-Ba-Boom.


And now, for the formal presentation of the World’s Greatest Sex Picture, a picture that goes beyond all other sex pictures in the history of sexual visual display. An artistic feat unparalleled by previous generations, it is stunning and magnificent in scope. The curator of the New York Museum of Modern Art called it “Breathtaking”.


Members of the audience, hold your breath no longer. We now present the Greatest Sex Picture in the history of sex pictures:










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  1. Posted November 26, 2010 at 2:08 am


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