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We can’t call this flu that’s gripping Mexico ‘Swine Flu’ (sorry) anymore.  It is offensive to Jews and Muslims to whom pigs are dirty, unclean animals and an affront to their religion.  

We now have to call it Mexican Flu (you don’t hear the Mexicans complaining!).  So, following this logic, just so we don’t upset Hindus we now have to say ‘Bovine Field Droppings’instead of ‘Cow Pat’ (shhhh!).