Another Jokes Session
Why are bakers always short of money and poor? – answer – Because they always need dough
I was always told I was a live wire. I don’t know anything about electricity and I don’t shock anybody really
I heard a story about three egs and was just too (two) bad to tell you – I’m not yolking either
I went to the doctor to tell him I was a little horse (hoarse) but he said I should have told him before – not after closing the stable door. I said to him what can I do to get a stable relationship and he told me ‘Marry a horse’
On another occassion I went to a chip shop to get some fish and chips and when I asked him how much it was he said it would cost about £4-00p at least. I said you are codding of course. I suppose his sole (soul) was in the job. At that point I had to remove my shoe and I felt a right heel.
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Three people were discussing the mreits of their own religion. One was Catholic and he had his say. The othere was a protestant and he had his say about the topic but the third one said ‘I won’t get involved with this discussion as I know nothing about religion. I am am athiest THANK GOD.
And there’s more – there’s more at another time. I may decide to give another little talk as well for those who like to listen to another point of view. Regards Leslie