Batman Jokes: The Lamest Batman on Earth

Published by in Humor
27th Oct 2010

The word ‘lame’ is becoming trendy these days. People categorise jokes as lame jokes. Here’s a compilation of lame jokes, told in dialogue form.

Warning: If you’re allergic to lame jokes, Stay out!



(After Batman’s and Robin’s exam.)

R-How was the paper?
B-The paper was pretty good.
R-Yeah? I think I’ll fail.
B-Yep, the paper was nearly perfect. It was white with printed lines. It was made up of bamboo, after cutting      down a forest. The paper’s made from the virgin pulp that’s on high demand.

R-Ok Ok that’s enough! You’re lame!
B-And you’re blind! Can’t you see I have legs?

R-I think the exam’s made you mad. Are you ok?
B-You have Amnesia. I think you forgot; I’m not ‘ok’. I’m Batman.

R-Right! Right! You need a break! Let’s go for a movie.
B-Yeah. Now that you’ve reminded me, I do need a break! I need a Kitkat.

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(Robin farts)
B-I think you need to leave your math tutor and go for a private tutor.

(A frustrated Robin kicks batman on his side)
B-Ouch! Why did you do that?
R-Because I’m your side-kick.

(After sometime)
R-How are things with your new girlfriend?
B-Cheap and Broken.
B-That’s because she’s careless. She breaks every ‘thing’ I give her. Lucky for me, I buy her cheap things.
R(Irritated)-Yeah and also because you have BATbreath.

B-Boy, you’re a fast learner!
(Robin checks his mobile tracker)
R-We have a new case in Africa! We have to beat Poker legend Haito before he gives us some info.
B-Ohh We’ll have to abandon the mission then. African jungles are full of cheetahs…


(In Africa. It’s night and they have set up a tent. They go to sleep inside the tent. Batman wakes Robin up in the middle of the night.)

R-What happened?!
B-Look up. What do you see?’s a beautiful night. I see a million stars.
B-And what does that mean to you?
R-Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
   Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
   Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
   Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
   Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
   What does it tell you, Batman?

(After sometime)
B-Hmmm….You idiot! Someone stole our tent!

(Lame Batman rushes to the Batmobile.)

Can you guess what he tells Robin? 
He says, “Robin, Get into the batmobile!”

And this is how he saves the day:

Sources: Batman Jokes, experiences.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Abhipray Sahoo, writing under the pen name of Alexanderlegend, is a budding author and a science enthusiast. He writes stories and offers knowledge on topics ranging from the latest gadgets, science innovations, film industry to even sports. He also shares his travel experiences and suggests tourist-must-visits. To view all his work and to subscribe to his posts visit his blog at Triond.


  • Starpisces

    hahaha, very interesting, enjoyed very much, please write more, we can form a club, haha.

  • Abhipray Sahoo

    Hahhahaha YEAH! And do watch that video! It’ll set you laughing for hours non-stop!

  • Starpisces

    hahaha, that video…. hahaha….really funny…..hahaha..

  • PSingh1990

    Nice Share.


  • Shamyl

    Haha. One of the most interesting posts. Very well done.

  • giftarist

    Great one. Really made me laugh.

  • Michal Dorcak

    Oh my! First, I thought that I did not get the point. Then I started to laugh after the stolen tent comment :)

  • Francois Hagnere

    So hilarious. What a great post. Well done my friend.

  • Betterwriterthanyou

    Utter crap. These aren’t ‘lame’ jokes. They aren’t ‘jokes’ at all.