The word ‘lame’ is becoming trendy these days. People categorise jokes as lame jokes. Here’s a compilation of lame jokes, told in dialogue form.
Warning: If you’re allergic to lame jokes, Stay out!
(After Batman’s and Robin’s exam.)
R-How was the paper? B-The paper was pretty good. R-Yeah? I think I’ll fail. B-Yep, the paper was nearly perfect. It was white with printed lines. It was made up of bamboo, after cutting down a forest. The paper’s made from the virgin pulp that’s on high demand.
R-Ok Ok that’s enough! You’re lame! B-And you’re blind! Can’t you see I have legs?
R-I think the exam’s made you mad. Are you ok? B-You have Amnesia. I think you forgot; I’m not ‘ok’. I’m Batman.
R-Right! Right! You need a break! Let’s go for a movie. B-Yeah. Now that you’ve reminded me, I do need a break! I need a Kitkat.
(Robin farts) B-I think you need to leave your math tutor and go for a private tutor.
(A frustrated Robin kicks batman on his side) B-Ouch! Why did you do that? R-Because I’m your side-kick.
(After sometime) R-How are things with your new girlfriend? B-Cheap and Broken. R-Why? B-That’s because she’s careless. She breaks every ‘thing’ I give her. Lucky for me, I buy her cheap things. R(Irritated)-Yeah and also because you have BATbreath.
B-Boy, you’re a fast learner! (Robin checks his mobile tracker) R-We have a new case in Africa! We have to beat Poker legend Haito before he gives us some info. B-Ohh We’ll have to abandon the mission then. African jungles are full of cheetahs…
(In Africa. It’s night and they have set up a tent. They go to sleep inside the tent. Batman wakes Robin up in the middle of the night.)
R-What happened?! B-Look up. What do you see? R-Hmm..it’s a beautiful night. I see a million stars. B-And what does that mean to you? R-Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?
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hahaha, very interesting, enjoyed very much, please write more, we can form a club, haha.
Hahhahaha YEAH! And do watch that video! It’ll set you laughing for hours non-stop!
hahaha, that video…. hahaha….really funny…..hahaha..
Haha. One of the most interesting posts. Very well done.
Great one. Really made me laugh.
Oh my! First, I thought that I did not get the point. Then I started to laugh after the stolen tent comment
So hilarious. What a great post. Well done my friend.
Utter crap. These aren’t ‘lame’ jokes. They aren’t ‘jokes’ at all.