Beware of What You Say in The Presence of Kids

Published by in Humor
7th Oct 2011

1. Father warns the child-look, there is a guest we expect shortly. You are in no way going to comment on his nose, do you understand?

The guest arrives.

Child meets guest and blurts out-dad, you asked me not to comment on his nose, but I see he hardly has one!

2. Guest calls, [a formal visit] waits awhile, chatting with the child.

Host enters.

Child exclaims-mom, weren’t you in a ridiculous outfit just before? Now I see that you have changed.

3. The older sibling was expecting a friend and asked her mom to prepare a large meal.

The friend is shy and takes a small quantity.

The younger sibling tells the older one-didn’t you tell us the other day that your friend is used to taking unusually large helpings at home? But here I see she is hardly taking anything!

 4. Parent nicks off some red pepper from the garden while the landlord is away.

Their kid reports the incident immediately to no other but them as soon as they return.

 5. Dad says to his child-look this is Mr. X, call him uncle.

Child- oh! isn’t he the one you were referring to mom as ‘x the fool, and something more?

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  • The Silver Phoenix

    really interesting and enjoyable to read.

  • erwinkennythomas

    insightful!

  • Ruby Hawk

    You do have to watch what you say around kids. They will embarrass you every time.

  • pattiann

    Very good. I admit I enjoyed reading this. My family watches what we say around my nephew. But sometimes I do not always think that is the best. My sister has a friend who is a few months younger than my nephew. THey took them to Disney World early this year. My sister’s friend told her that her son has some kind of problem that he feels he has to go to the bathroom every two minutes and sometimes when he came out of the bathroom and five minutes later said he had to go to the bathroom. My nephew would say, “again”!

  • SharifaMcFarlane

    They will say things at the worst times.

  • Starpisces

    very cute ones and interesting

  • FX777222999

    This is a must to all family circle; adults and youngsters.

  • Eunice Tan

    100% agree

  • Tulan

    Kids will run you through the wringer, Watch what you say.

  • Chinmay Chakravarty

    Good ones!